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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 14:42:32 GMT -5
When are ya gonna die (just for fun) www.deathclock.com/
[glow=red,2,300]I'm gonna die on Thursday, January 9, 2048 [/glow]
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 16:56:45 GMT -5
hmmm..... [glow=red,2,300]Saturday December 28th 2028
I'll be 49. (I think.. can't do maths) [/glow]
I always hated that time between xmas and new year.
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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 17:06:56 GMT -5
I'll be like 60 when I die I'll proberly break my hip shagging and just go downhill from there
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 17:17:10 GMT -5
hahahahahaha... where did that come from?
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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 17:22:35 GMT -5
lol I dunno... how else could I die in my 60's? I could fall out the batha nd crack my head open...
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Post by Herr Doktor on Oct 16, 2003 17:22:57 GMT -5
Deathclock: Tuesday, January 29, 2064
TheSpark.com: August 8, 2068
Somebody's not telling the truth.
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 17:26:02 GMT -5
You might be getting a ride home from some speed demon....
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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 17:29:13 GMT -5
Well Herr you have a 4 year difference... maybe you'll be in an accident then in a coma for 4 years then finally kick the bucket?
A ride from a speed demon... when I'm 60... but you dying 20 years before me
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 17:36:51 GMT -5
maybe thats my problem... I'm having a mid-life crisis!!
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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 17:43:51 GMT -5
hahaha
*falls off my chair laughin*
good one!
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 19:00:25 GMT -5
The Spark told me this... (bollocks!! I like the other one better!!) [glow=red,2,300] August 18, 2046 at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%) Alien Abduction (11%) Alcoholism (9%) Heart Attack (9%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Horrible Accident (7%) Homicide (6%) Contagious Disease (5%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on August 18, 2046, as you slip silently into the night.
Like this test? Want to compare scores with your friends? Send them this link: www.thespark.com/deathtest/ [/glow]
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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 19:29:07 GMT -5
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 13, 2042 at the age of 58 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%) Alcoholism (11%) Suicide (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 19:31:31 GMT -5
Did you say you had leprosy? you did didnt you? come on admit it!
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Post by Placidfemme on Oct 16, 2003 19:32:46 GMT -5
no... but i said i had bad writting
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Post by WannabeAnarchy on Oct 16, 2003 19:35:22 GMT -5
you mean Writing?
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