A 100%

[MsK]

Okay placid now that your updated and back I thought you'd appreciate this:
A 100%
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND - look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!

But.......... not much beats SHAGGING THE BOSS
19+8+1+7+7+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 160%

Note this yankie's use of the word shagging woohooo lol They don't call Me SisterWiseAss for nothing MsK

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Ha Ha Ha that is so good....ha ha lol....

[Placidfemme]

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HAHA! thats good ;D

Hey MsK missed seeing your around, good to see you back