Post by Placidfemme on Jan 8, 2004 20:32:45 GMT -5
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:
Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up?
Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
Customer: I didn't order this.
Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.
Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs.
Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal.
Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.
Customer: I don't have a fork.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
[glow=blue,2,400]And the best one:
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.
Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish. [/glow]
Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up?
Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
Customer: I didn't order this.
Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.
Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs.
Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal.
Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.
Customer: I don't have a fork.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
[glow=blue,2,400]And the best one:
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.
Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish. [/glow]
