Post by Placidfemme on Oct 30, 2004 4:01:28 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,800]I had this vision of this tree, it was so green, and the branches reached up to the heavens, and in the heavens I saw this bright light, so bright it hurt my eyes and all my being when I looked at it, and slowly I started to climb this great tree, branch after branch aiming towards this bright light I saw in the heavens, and low and behold a short way up the tree I saw a tree house, and what a fascinating tree house this was, delicately made piece by piece out of pink lighters, what a sight that tree house was, it had no windows and no doors, and from within this boxed up pink tree house up this amazing tree leading to the heavens and that bright light I could hear the sound that one can only hear when you are locked inside a neon green ping pong ball, I was hypnotized by this sound, my senses numbed by the bright light in the heavens above and captivated by this sound of ping pong balls¡¦ Then a voice could be heard from within this pink lighter tree house in the great tree leading to the heavens, so I moved closer placing my ear on the outside wall of the tree house, straining every part of me trying to hear this voice and what it might say, and from within the tree house in the great tree leading to the heavens I heard a thunderous roar that shook all the loose leaves from the tree sending them falling like snow flakes to the ground. I pressed my ear closer to the wall of the pink tree house and more clearly now I heard it roar again!
Absolute shock overcame my body, overwhelming my senses. What could possibly be locked inside this pink tree house box in this great tree leading to the heavens? Curiosity overcame me, so I sat leaning against the pink wall and pulled out a magic pipe from my pocket to help me think, packed it with the good green weed that someone from the heavens must have left for me, I light the pipe and watched as smoke twirled around my face and faded into nothing and all of a sudden with a great vibration the pink lighter tree house started to fall apart one lighter at a time, and within the pink tree house was bob Marley packing his bong surrounded by huge plants that would reach the heavens if the branches of the great tree had not stumped there growth¡¦ such sativa plants that man has not seen before and bob Marley gestured for me to take a seat under the shade of one of his huge plants, he offered me his bong and I asked him. ¡°What of this great tree leading to the heavens, what of that great bright light in the heavens¡¦ I¡¯m drawn to it like a moth to the flame and I don¡¯t understand¡¦¡± Bob Marley looked at me and smiled showing off his teeth, ¡°you need the magic egg plant to go further up this great tree and until I have my munchies that is all you will hear¡± and quiet he stayed after this. I sat with bob Marley, smoking his bong long into night under the ever glowing light from the heavens atop this great tree. Waking the next morning I found the pink lighters had reformed and made a pink tree house in the great tree once again¡¦ so I set off after the magic egg plant.
A magic egg plant¡¦ where would I find such a plant¡¦ I climbed back down the great tree leading to the heavens and the great light. I walked towards the rising blimp machine that has become our sun since the great sativa crop explosion that sucked the energy out the sun and therefore created the biggest skunkiest buds ever known. I found a path made of old cigarette butts and decided to follow its ashy way¡¦ I walked and walked and came to a well in the middle of a small field, sitting on the well I saw a midget of a wondrous kind talking to the air, so I said ¡°talk to me midget I have no-one to talk to and a mission I am on¡± the midget looked at me and mumbled ¡°a mission of what sort girl?¡± and before I could answer the midget hopped off the well and bounced over to me. ¡°I need to find a magic egg plant midget¡¦ do you know where it is¡¦ is it beyond the blimp?¡± the midget responded ¡°I¡¯ve never heard of it¡¦ why¡¦ do you plan to end the world with it¡¦ or to rid this place of midgets?¡± I laughed ¡°no midget I wish to see the bright light in the heavens at the top of the great tree¡¦ and the egg plant will make this happen¡¦¡± the midget replied¡¦. ¡°a great tree¡¦ you are mad, you are crazy and surely stoned¡± I leaped forward closer to the midget and whispered so softly in his ear ¡°ahhh but being stoned little midget is a gift here try some¡± and the midget took an almighty puff of my pipe and coughed so hard his midget hat fell off his midget head¡¦. The midget smiled an ugly smile of black teeth and black gums¡¦ ¡°Tell you what girl, you help me find some tartan curtains for my Scottish midget girlfriend who lives in the Shadow Mountains in a land so bright and I shall help you find your magic egg plant¡¦¡±
So midget and I walked off towards where the sun blimp had risen hours earlier¡¦[/glow]
Absolute shock overcame my body, overwhelming my senses. What could possibly be locked inside this pink tree house box in this great tree leading to the heavens? Curiosity overcame me, so I sat leaning against the pink wall and pulled out a magic pipe from my pocket to help me think, packed it with the good green weed that someone from the heavens must have left for me, I light the pipe and watched as smoke twirled around my face and faded into nothing and all of a sudden with a great vibration the pink lighter tree house started to fall apart one lighter at a time, and within the pink tree house was bob Marley packing his bong surrounded by huge plants that would reach the heavens if the branches of the great tree had not stumped there growth¡¦ such sativa plants that man has not seen before and bob Marley gestured for me to take a seat under the shade of one of his huge plants, he offered me his bong and I asked him. ¡°What of this great tree leading to the heavens, what of that great bright light in the heavens¡¦ I¡¯m drawn to it like a moth to the flame and I don¡¯t understand¡¦¡± Bob Marley looked at me and smiled showing off his teeth, ¡°you need the magic egg plant to go further up this great tree and until I have my munchies that is all you will hear¡± and quiet he stayed after this. I sat with bob Marley, smoking his bong long into night under the ever glowing light from the heavens atop this great tree. Waking the next morning I found the pink lighters had reformed and made a pink tree house in the great tree once again¡¦ so I set off after the magic egg plant.
A magic egg plant¡¦ where would I find such a plant¡¦ I climbed back down the great tree leading to the heavens and the great light. I walked towards the rising blimp machine that has become our sun since the great sativa crop explosion that sucked the energy out the sun and therefore created the biggest skunkiest buds ever known. I found a path made of old cigarette butts and decided to follow its ashy way¡¦ I walked and walked and came to a well in the middle of a small field, sitting on the well I saw a midget of a wondrous kind talking to the air, so I said ¡°talk to me midget I have no-one to talk to and a mission I am on¡± the midget looked at me and mumbled ¡°a mission of what sort girl?¡± and before I could answer the midget hopped off the well and bounced over to me. ¡°I need to find a magic egg plant midget¡¦ do you know where it is¡¦ is it beyond the blimp?¡± the midget responded ¡°I¡¯ve never heard of it¡¦ why¡¦ do you plan to end the world with it¡¦ or to rid this place of midgets?¡± I laughed ¡°no midget I wish to see the bright light in the heavens at the top of the great tree¡¦ and the egg plant will make this happen¡¦¡± the midget replied¡¦. ¡°a great tree¡¦ you are mad, you are crazy and surely stoned¡± I leaped forward closer to the midget and whispered so softly in his ear ¡°ahhh but being stoned little midget is a gift here try some¡± and the midget took an almighty puff of my pipe and coughed so hard his midget hat fell off his midget head¡¦. The midget smiled an ugly smile of black teeth and black gums¡¦ ¡°Tell you what girl, you help me find some tartan curtains for my Scottish midget girlfriend who lives in the Shadow Mountains in a land so bright and I shall help you find your magic egg plant¡¦¡±
So midget and I walked off towards where the sun blimp had risen hours earlier¡¦[/glow]
