MsK
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Understanding that you know nothing, is the key of great knowledge
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Post by MsK on Nov 1, 2004 14:18:53 GMT -5
okay not sure if I've done this one yet but here it goes: Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be your choice? Think about it decide first leave your answers and then I'll post later who you have chosen.  MsK |
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Post by Placidfemme on Nov 2, 2004 0:36:38 GMT -5
 *jumps up and down* I know I know uh huh I do.... *keeps quiet*
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Post by *Tinkerbell* on Nov 2, 2004 13:20:03 GMT -5
Well my answers are.....
1. I would strongly recomend that this woman not only have an abortion........ but later be slapped....
2. I would vote for candidate B...I like that he has the same work ethics that I myself have.
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MsK
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Post by MsK on Nov 2, 2004 19:31:41 GMT -5
 heyyyyy now placid you best keep quiet I have ways of dealin with ya iffin ya dont  chuckles at tinkerbell My kind woman
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Post by Placidfemme on Nov 9, 2004 12:11:58 GMT -5
 hehe thats my sister... *keeps quiet but not too quiet*
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MsK
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Understanding that you know nothing, is the key of great knowledge
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Post by MsK on Nov 26, 2004 12:34:29 GMT -5
well as to not keep tink waiting too long here is who you picked:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Post by Placidfemme on Nov 30, 2004 12:24:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]You just gotta love America huh?[/glow]
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Post by *Tinkerbell* on Apr 29, 2005 3:47:56 GMT -5
Sorry I've not replied... been devastated that I would have been responsible for killing Beethoven... It took me like a whole seven seconds to get over it, and then have an excuse to get drunk to drown my "sorrows"...
I'm not at all suprised bout the congress thing...
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Post by Placidfemme on May 11, 2005 1:30:37 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]HA! So it was you that killed the music... YOUR JUST MEAN *goes to hide in a corner and cry*  [/glow] |
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Post by *Tinkerbell* on May 11, 2005 3:45:28 GMT -5
Why you crying? Wasnt Beethoven a dog.... Music? Oh was he like in a really cool band? |
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Post by Placidfemme on May 15, 2005 14:12:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]lol
The dog version was cute, I want a dog like that... Sam won't let me... something about it eating more than we do...
I dunno[/glow]
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